melancholic maladies

“Feminism was established so as to allow unattractive women easier access to the mainstream of society.” -Rush Limbaugh

(via eglectic)

It’s true. I use feminism as a way to cope with the fact that I’m a hideous wildebeest.

(via thisbodysfabric)

Feminism, like olive oil and empty liquor bottles, has many uses. 

I use feminism to keep my whites whiter.  I also like to put a dab of feminism on a bagel to give me sustained energy through the morning.  If I’m having trouble sleeping, I just rub a little feminism on some pulse points and it puts me right to sleep.  Feminism is great for scrubbing grout and tough, baked on grease. 

(via morninggloria)

It’s true.  We uglies used to access mainstream society via our circus sideshows, but Feminism works so much better.  Plus, Feminism can chop both a tomato and a steel pipe without losing its sharpness!

(via brutallyhonestbabes)

It’s a good thing being unattractive to Rush Limbaugh is the only reason I care for equality amongst genders, sexualities, races or class! And it’s the only reason I wish other people wanted equality, too, because then they’d also be unattractive to Rush Limbaugh and I’d no longer be the ugly duckling!

(via clitorisaurusrex)

The others, who were magnetosomes, didn’t have much to say about it on account of lacking vocal chords. That is the worst joke, probably, but it is still less nauseating than anything Rush Limbaugh’s ever said on nationally broadcasted radio. In conclusion, I have heard you can slap your troubles away with feminism, as well as use it to absorb all spills in a five-mile radius.

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I’m mostly reblogging for the Slap Chop reference.